GOSH I’m taking such a freaking long time to write and account for camp Ignite. It’s been a week!!! Slept my fever away yesterday evening (what I mean is 26th) when I couldn’t write any longer. I must admit that I never seem to have enough stamina for writing. It sucks (not the writing part la) =( What a sad case man.
Guess what?
What. – 1 May, 3.46am
Guess what??
I’m done. =) – 1 May, 3.56pm
[ Day 4 ] 21 April, Friday – - – - – - – - – - – - – - -
Waking up to the most anticipated day of camp, there was an inevitable sense of foreboding throughout the day; we were to confront the four other giant schools of TP in – The Final Clash. Half of us who returned in the middle of the morning had merely several hours of rest, which explained for our loafing around when it was time to get up, probably at 8 or 9am. I had worn my white collared class shirt along with PL shorts. Breakfast was consumed in Design canteen, where I ordered the usual sausage + egg + toast set and sat with Wee Teng, Li Jia and some others.
The empty space under the overhead walkway served as a usual gathering location. In our sub-empires, all the freshies sat accordingly on the brick-tiled floor and listened to the briefings that were taking place. Moses and the lecturers were too present, with Moses introducing to us the different lecturers again and instructing us to rearrange ourselves by our courses. He made it a quick one and by the time we settled down, I could only see Samuel nearby but not Li Jia and Syahirah. Oh yeah, IMD and MOI(Moving Images) were always being grouped together; reason being that it was initially IMD but it had to be split into these two in order for the students to major in somewhat different fields.
Then came the request from Odilia for volunteers to join the telematches that were to be held later on, it was probably the same for other sub-empires too. After some consideration, Wee Teng and I decided to fill up the positions along with others. I didn’t know what was the rearrangement for because we had to get back to our sub-empires again. GLs began to take down the shirt sizes from their group members on a list for the camp shirts that were to be issued. Of ALL the colours in the spectrum, Design had got to be turquoise! Urgh. While Business had yellow, IT blue, Engine black (suitable for the amount of soot they generate :D) and AS apple green, Design somehow just landed with the seemingly worst colour. Garh! And it was a shirt a tad oversized that I got. About the xs and s matters… Jen (it was Jen wasn’t it. oh dear) and I thought xs would not fit well and when Odilia handed us the s shirts, the fitting was kind of awful. No more xs though, so we had to make do with the s. Apart from the school shirt we were given the Ignite t-shirt, there the one used for the t-shirt design competition, and luckily we two managed to get xs after requesting for the change. But very unfortunately, the white Ignite shirt had the logo printed inside which means when you wore it the right way it only showed fourskin’s green logo at the back. Hence it was up to the wearer; a very plain white tee with no significance or a tee inside-out with the IGNITE logo!
An allowance of some time was provided for us to head back to the dorms and change into our turquoise Temasek shirts. Anyway we deemed it too bothersome to queue for the toilet (our level had only two, two cubicles for each) so most of us did it in the dorm. I’m not quite sure about other dorms but it certainly reminded me of the times after guzheng performances when all of us changed in the guzheng room without bothering so much about curtains and windows and all. Lol but in this camp it was different of course; had to be more discreet hahaha. Holding Ignite t-shirts in one hand, flip-flops in another (wait wait, I’ll come to this part soon) though I left it in the dorm on purpose because of the game I was going to be involved in, we freshies were made to squeeze between the two narrow bricked walls on ground level. The reason behind those flip-flops: Design response.
I can’t recall which came first (this probably came after lunch but nevermind) but onto the topic of responses… we kind of had enough original ones to break down Engines. Cheer/response practice session cum briefing lasted about one and a half hour, with the camp commitee scattered on the flight of staircase and all around the corridor upstairs, gazing down at the little ones. Differing from a large part of those we learnt the previous days, new reponses were passed on which required of us even more lameness and dumber-er actions, all of which I prided in. (ha ha ha ha) When other schools had something to say, Design’s first reaction would be: 1. “Eeeeee(lean back and look disgusted)…” then bend forward and “Uegh.” Another instance of irrationality: 2. “Mum mum mummm mm (hands pecking at our own mouths)” Pause. Followed by an exaggerated “BLEAGHH.” Design is hot and sexy, so when the camp commitee held the toilet cleaners’ “Cleaning in Progress” signs up, we had to shake and purr “We feel so dirty…” They shot water at us. “We’re still dirty…” lastly, “Wet t-shirt contest.” For the nth time, I’m telling you Design cheers contain no logic or rationale (if you’re wondering why this word kept appearing — it’s one of the judging criteria for the t-shirt design competiton lah). So don’t bother trying to make any sense out of it alright!
(high pitch for every “sea” and “weed”)
I say design you say sea, you say sea, you say sea
I say design you say weed, you say weed, you say weed
I say design you say sea, I say design you say weed.
I say design you say — (imitate a whistling sound)sea-weed!
When the time came for some actions, they’d shout “Butterfly!”. Usually, a normal person would immediately think of using both hands, thumbs interlocked, to achieve what seems like a butterfly in motion. As for us, it had to be none other than Butterfly – the slippers effect, designer styled! Dangled our flip-flops in the air like how one would play yo-yo, easy as that. Other than this, there was a kind of clap specially designed for us that imitated a seal while going “woo ooo oo oo o”(cross breeds between seals and chickens). Spasticity! And yeah, another funny response reminded me of graphs, as in curves directed up and down. When it was time to applaud other schools, there would suddenly be an influx of mosquitoes, then we would endeavour to kill them one by one, one by one.
Well, so much for the clapping of hands. Regatta was lined up after the telematches. As you can see, the other giant schools had manpower while our dragon boaters only had us to support them by singing “Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily hopefully (pause) we win.” To the humourous genius who had come up with the following — I’m utterly speechless. “(sing out the intro) >> Under the sea, under the sea. Our boat is better, your boat is going under the sea.
We went back to ground level for our catered lunch consisting of spicy bbq meat, rice, veggie and a delicious mini cream puff and ate outdoors (under the walkway again!) within our sub-empires, mostly in circles. Three whole days of orientation camp and there were still people who couldn’t recall everyone’s names (sad to say, I’m one of them. STM epidemic!), therefore we made everyone introduce themselves once again. Halfway through Izkandar dropped by and somehow got targetted for — Surround sound!
In the meantime, seeing majority of the Design freshies cohort in TP AND Ignite shirts, we didn’t hesitate to wear it over because we were told to “strip” off our white tees and wave it when we entered the sports field, only that it got quite warm after a while. I vaguely remember Moses reminding us to hold the design magazines (they issued it afterwards) and read it like nobody’s business, or plain nerds, just to make a grand entrance. Besides that, props like dustbin lids (nope not the flat ones with handles; TP dusbins are round and fat so you gotta pull them off, just like oversized helmets), slippers, cardboard cores of tissue rolls (the longish type), pots and pans (oh that was last year) and who knows what else were included. Whoopie! Like I’ve said, Design is small but powerful =D
I was allocated to game one (five games in total) together with Wee Teng and participants from other empires. Very fortunately, I found out it was the game we played on day 1 or something at the longest flight of staircase in Design school. Geared up for the challenge, the games people were led to sports complex via the usual path, past the vast garden area. It so happened that we stopped just outside the Student Development Centre and saw a whole batch of Engineers coming our way. Black appears so menacing, don’t you think so. For some inexplicable reason, we beefed up our defenses as someone shouted “Chicken wings – UP!” followed by our *oo! (high-pitched like a chicken)* and couldn’t stop once we started: “Eh, eh eh, eh eh. (x 2) Eh, woosa eh, woosa woosa woosa eh, hey!” For quite some time we chicken-winged at the Engineers until they’d stopped in their tracks with utterly blank faces wondering what now. Lol even their leader had to gesture for them to keep walking hahaha! Guess they got a pleasant shock in their first encounter with the nutty Designers.
Sports hall was packed with game participants in their respective school shirts, with the exception of Designers that were clad in double layers; white Ignite shirts above. Out of the blue, names of friends like Ruiqi, Nelson and Jeremiah came into my mind, cos they supposedly were TP freshies and I was just wondering if any of them took part in the games. Anyway, from the inside, we could obviously tell that the voluble cheering contest had already begun such that the student councillors had a terrible time (even with shouting over the loudspeakers) explaining to us about the games and rules. By order, game one was the kickstart of the whole telematch as well as the whole sports event. One of the rules was that a girl had to pair up with a guy within the group but there was a slight ratio difference and I partnered Kim (knew her name during the friendship dance on day 1 or 2).
Then it was high time to meet for games – and opponents. The battle of the five schools! By the time we jogged out to the track, we were sweating buckets and thankfully we could strip off the white shirt and waved it as we were told to. I can tell you, the atmosphere was incredibly exuberant, although you might be thinking it as yet another sports day, especially the drumming and screaming and waving at the grand stand. Placing our shirts in a pile (I rolled mine up so that I could get it back instead of someone else’s) along the track, we formed a long line with a catcher holding a pail cutting right between 8 pairs of participants. Each pair held a cloth between while 6 people at the two ends did the waterbombs – two to fill the plastic bags and tie it while the third one threw the bombs at the first pair from some distance.
I noticed there was a pair that looked quite young, or supposedly childish. As the game began, I aimed the first bomb with them trying to catch it with the cloth (holding it like a hammock). Apparently they’d flung it to the next pair without syncronizing or aiming, and looked on at how the next pair did instead of turning back here. In this way some time and a handful of bombs were wasted. The competition was fierce and I couldn’t afford we couldn’t afford to lose, so I kept shouting for them to concentrate, to turn back here and await the next one, to hold the cloth a little tighter but it was quite in vain. This continued for a while and I got a bit irritated. Until the the game ended, a councillor approached me and told me “They can’t hear you.” and I’d thought, okay, maybe my voice was too soft to be heard over the din. But wait! No one told me they were hearing impaired pri/sec kids, or rather I had not noticed or even gave any thought about it. Now as I recall their madly excited and jovial expressions, I am utterly ashamed and am still regretting for my hot-tempered behaviour. Maybe I looked like an idiot shouting instructions to them and had probably ruined their day. This was one big regret from camp Ignite; I remember feeling extremely upset and lousy and brooding over it for days.
Back to the grand stand together with Wee Teng. Managed to squeeze through and make it to the top step where we could see what was taking place on the track, and slung the Ignite tees over our shoulders as towels for our dripping necks and faces. It was then that I figured out which colour and sections were for which schools. Engine was on our left! Anyway the games continued, I wasn’t sure what they were called but there was one which contestants formed a long line on the chairs and passed the last chair over till they reached the finishing line, another one where a circular area in the field was divided into 5 by nets and each group had to hit the very large (approx. 1.8m diameter I think) ball to the other and not allowing it to land in their own section, then they had one to do with soccer and the dressing up of their models(it’s diva again LOL). I didn’t know why but it had seemed like the idea of a sports event was entirely new and absorbing; I probably cheered louder than I ever did in PL.
Diagonally behind us to our left were maybe 3 pro percussionists who led using tools of their trade; green dustbin lids (the round and fat and helmet-like ones), toilet roll cores and slippers. Man they were knocking and hitting so loudly they could have raised the dead (T_T)” but nonetheless that was what spurred us on for cheers… Somehow, we had competition from the Engineers! Who knows what was going on behind lah. Anyway, although the cheerleaders couldn’t really be heard, we always picked it up by listening to what people in front are cheering. And when the telematches had all ended, we all did the Chicky dance, even student councillors on the track. Haha it was indeed something we don’t do everyday, so when it’s time to be enthusiastic, I really love to give off my best.
Towards late afternoon, there was a slight drizzle (we started singing “Rain rain go away”) as all of us proceeded to Bedok Reservoir via different routes to avoid human jam. On the way the rain suddenly became heavier and we were left without a choice but to run back and seek shelter at the Design school building. The rain subsided, the sun came into view and Design school was packed at the furthest end (Business at the other) from the stage under shelters made up of canvas sheets and upheld by metal poles. To our right was Engine (AGAIN), IT, stage, AS, then Business. Our leaders also brought along the GIANT Ignite banner secured by bamboo poles which gave them a lot of trouble; it acted like a sail and almost flew off into the waters. Below us was a slope with gentle gradient that was slightly waterlogged due to the rain, but we sat, anyway.
In the spate of races that followed, half the time I couldn’t tell (not so sure about the rest) one boat from the next or just which boat we were cheering for. If I’m right, there were teams from the camp commitee as well as each empire and the society for the deaf (and what else?). For a large part of the time, Design was the one cheering and contesting with Engine, so much like hooligans right from the beginning. Emitting our strengths and passion, we chanted “DESIGN WILL WIN THE WAR” and “Hooga shaga hooga shaga hoo – DESIGN!” repeatedly. And we really believed so. Seriously our volume was no match for the other schools but it was the unity that counted – I saw all of us playing our parts by contributing to the noise level. Towards the end, or even halfway through the races and cheerleading competition, I was so out of breath and exhausted like a deflated balloon (does this remind you of the orientation package?). I wondered was it because we didn’t exactly save our staminas for the latter part of Regatta – the one major event that stole my voice away.
On the slope we sat and stood, stood and sat. As evening at long last impended, our dragon boaters returned to catch the final results – we lost the overall to Business for the second time; IT was awarded the best spirited school while Design came first for cheerleading. On hearing them announce “Design”, I’d been too tired even try to sound rah-rah and so what if they won the other awards? It certainly didn’t bother me because in life, it’s always the process that matters, anyway. We’ve had tremendous fun; that had made up 3/4 of it. As we sang in accord the songs “Go Temasek Go” (signing along as well) and the Temasek school song, I noticed how exquisite the ripples created by the wind looked on the surface of the water that reflected volumes of clouds and the sunset. A pity there wasn’t a chance to take pictures. ARGH.
We headed back to TP, stepping over muddy fields and grass patche where gigantic and pestilent red ants ruled. Yuck, there was a sick little creature who refused to let go even after I pinched it. After some time, everyone gathered at the ground level within the interesting bricked-walls with Moses at the top of the staircase with all the camp commitee present. For the first time Clarence the chairman, aka the person from whom we never heard but things happened in accordance to plan, read his poem and spoke of his feelings about Camp Ignite. So did other heads. Final words from Moses, he spoke of his intention of granting us a free public shower — what the seniors had gone through in their orientations and they weren’t about to let us off anytime. Sensing the danger, I quickly hid my handphone in Yiling’s plastic bag, secured it and heard Moses mentioning water hose and bombs. How could we not feel victimized in that tiny area with nowhere to run?? If you’ve come across gas chambers in the Holocaust, that was exactly how it felt or look like. Together with the ending paragragh of his “speech” came the shower of mineral water and grape chew candies that took us by shock. It was raining outside, raining mineral water inside. (T.T)” This was how we ended up like drenched chickens (???!) — shirt, Ignite shirt, shorts, shoes and all. Lastly to get out, we ran through a manmade waterfall at the top of the staircase before we were freed from that gas/water chamber. And it was way too cold for my liking!
Back in our dorms with squeaky wet shoes, we needn’t worry about packing ‘cos we did it the previous night. While most of the groups had gone, Edna’s GLs gave us a debrief (Wee Teng and I were late. boo) and wrote comments on everyone’s cards that were being circulated. I was in the process of drying when Alex broke a balloon filled with water on accident where I was sitting. Garh. Previously they announced that there was a Jam and Hop at the sports hall after the activities for the day, but I wonder how many actually stayed. Kudos to them, save the happily sadistic GLs hahah.
With that, Camp Ignite ended well, as quickly as it had been ignited. On the way home I dozed off in the bus and got home, slept till 4pm the next afternoon. Up till now my mind’s still brimming with Ali-ting-ting-tings and the times we Chicken-winged. I believe it will continue for a LONG time to come! Ultimately I love the camp so much and through it, we showed the world that Design is the rah-rahest in TP. True blue rah-rah Designers =)


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