Oh my freak the latest Arashi no Shukudai is crack! It comes on right after News Zero on Monday nights, both of which I caught just now. Out of budget again it seemed; one of their “お金がない” specials plus Aiba’s board game where they all went ‘international’.

I don’t know which is more embarassing – the News Zero caster, following soon after his solemn report on the 64th anniversary of the Nagasaki atomic bombing, dressed up as a China man and having to wear this white frilly band over his hips with a swan head attached, attempting ballet dance to the tune of swan lake.. *お母さんやめて！!*. He strutted around nonchalantly while the swan dangled in mid-air like the most obscene thing ever – or simply the people watching it T_T;

Then afterwards they had him zipped up in a red sleeping bag and applied gold powder all over his face. But then again, who hasn’t seen the worst of Chesuto Sakurai Sho? XD Reminds me of his *swan 吸わん joke that wasn’t even funny. I seriously don’t know what to make out of this. Oh wait — fanart! LOL.

* In Japanese, you say “(tabako o) suwanai” for “I don’t smoke”, which can be shortened to “suwan” as a slang. On D no Arashi (they made him do it as part of a batsu game or something): A person would ask Sho if he smokes たばこ, so with his wrist and arm imitating that of a swan’s head and neck, he replied “swan”. XD

PS: The Ohchan panda-swan-warrior = *SQUEALS!!* ^_^ Too cute!