FOR SILVERFA 8D *GAHAHAHA* I hope this makes it even more impossible to get this crack moment outta your head, simply because you made me laugh too hard yesterday. Revenge. LOL.

From the epic episode – epic because I’ve watched it more than 10 times in, idk, 4 days?.. and still counting – of Arashi no Shukudai-kun「なりきり80秒トーク」。For this part of the impromptu 80-second talk, Arashi turn into blondies speaking with a fake gaijin accent about the given topic (good points about their fellow members). 片言 Katakoto means to speak with a smattering of a language.

Sho [pic] あ、後は何だろうな、じゃだれにも一人（引く?）話聞くかな。★ Ah, what’s next.. So, I wonder if we should just talk about one person for now (don’t know for sure lol)..
Nino [pic] じゃ、翔。。。鼻曲がってるよ！★ Okay so… (looks in his direction, observing) Sho… HA-NA MA-GA-T-TE-RU YO! YOUR NOSE IS CROOKED YO!
Sho [pic] (making a huge fuss) OH–MY–GOD!
Nino [pic] 何で？★ Why?
Ohno 何で？★ Why?
Jun 何で？何での？★ Why? Why?
Nino 鼻曲がってるよ！★ YOUR NOSE IS CROOKED YO!
Ohno 何で曲がってるの？★ Why is your nose crooked!
Sho [pic] WHY!!
Nino WHY! 何で？
Ohno WHY! 何で曲がってるの？★ Why! Why is your nose crooked!
Sho [pic] HELP ME! HELP ME! *nose falls off*
Nino [pic] はー！怖いよ！翔、鼻取れたよ！★ Ahh it’s scary yo! Sho, you managed to catch hold of your nose yo!
Jun [pic] 翔, 取れたよ！★ You got it back yo!
Ohno [pic] 取れても鼻あるん ★ You got your nose back..
Jun おっ、治ったよ ★ Oh now it’s fixed.
Nino 本当だよ。★ Yeah.
Sho [pic] I’M BACK.
Nino びっくりさせてないでよ ★ Please don’t surprise us like that yo.
Sho [pic] I’M BACK. (smirks)

When I’m brain dead from the lack of sleep and subsequently being hyped up over the top, when I watch Arashi crack, this is the sort of nonsense you’d get. I actually enjoy drawing ugly *coughNOSEScough* things. Nino is too awesome for coming up with that line. XD

*video credits: ArashixDream